Buy me Chinese and cheap ass red wine then I’m yours.
IT’S RLLY ANNOYING WHEN I TELL MY GUY FRIENDS THAT I’VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM FROM SEX AND THEY’RE LIKE “OH WELL YOU HAVEN’T BEEN DOING IT WITH THE RIGHT PERSON/THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING”. ABOUT 30% OF WOMEN CAN ACHIEVE ORGASM FROM SEX SO EVERY FEMALE YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT WITH HAS PROBABLY FAKED IT. I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO ACHIEVE ONE. IT’S ANNOYING WHEN GUYS TELL ME THAT THEY COULD GIVE ME ONE. NO YOU CAN’T. MY BODY CAN’T DO THAT. thank u bye.
when i was little i guess i snored so excruciatingly loud that my sister felt the need to fling underwear at me from her loft bed. i woke up in the morning really confused why there was underwear on my face.
This man is a LEGEND