and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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malformalady:

Traumatic cataract with an iridodialysis (separation of the iris from it’s attachment to the ciliary body) from a blunt injury during childhood.
Photo credit: Cindy Montague, CRA

malformalady:

Traumatic cataract with an iridodialysis (separation of the iris from it’s attachment to the ciliary body) from a blunt injury during childhood.

Photo credit: Cindy Montague, CRA

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i wonder what it feels like to have feelings for someone and for someone to have the same feelings back xoxo

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fitblr-beast:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

Kids still watch the Teletubbies?

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vvoyyvuelvo:

the man himself

vvoyyvuelvo:

the man himself

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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