im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
is this what having a penis is like
I’ve recently started having sex with my ex.
He broke up with me three weeks ago and that was devastating, but after a week, two weeks passed, I was pretty much over the emotional aspect of being with him, and mostly just missed the physical/intimate aspect of being with him. He never really treated me like a “girlfriend” anyway; we were pretty much just friends who hung out all the time and kissed and had sex.
He broke up telling me that there was literally nothing wrong with me, but his gut feeling told him that he shouldn’t be with me. His reason for dumping me was that “it was just the way he felt.” Nothing more.
He told me a couple weeks later that after being hurt by the previous damaged girls that he’s dated, he became “emotionally numb” and kept his guard up, which ultimately destroyed our relationship.
However despite my hurt feelings at first, we stayed friends and talk every day.
To help me get over everything, I hung out with a guy I met all day, who was really cool, attractive, etc, and we hooked up, stupidly, only for it to be the worst sex I’ve ever had, and him thinking he did a such a wonderful job. And that made me realize how damn hard it is going to find someone who I’m as sexually compatible with as the guy I dated. OUR GENITALS FIT PERFECTLY WITH EACH OTHER AND THE SEX WAS SO GAWDDAMN AMAZING AND THE BEST SEX I’VE EVER HAD WITH SOMEONE.
Upon talking to my ex, we both agreed that we missed the same thing from each other, and agreed to have sex with each other, no strings attached. And this turned out to be a great idea. We are both completely satisfied and it helps tremendously that we both know what each other likes and desires.
Friends with benefits, I guess. And I”m completely okay with it.
Is this a bad idea Y/N xoxo
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Just heard this on the news and my heart broke. (via tywins)