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dirtydamsel:

Buy me Chinese and cheap ass red wine then I’m yours.

IT’S RLLY ANNOYING WHEN I TELL MY GUY FRIENDS THAT I’VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM FROM SEX AND THEY’RE LIKE “OH WELL YOU HAVEN’T BEEN DOING IT WITH THE RIGHT PERSON/THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING”. ABOUT 30% OF WOMEN CAN ACHIEVE ORGASM FROM SEX SO EVERY FEMALE YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT WITH HAS PROBABLY FAKED IT. I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO ACHIEVE ONE. IT’S ANNOYING WHEN GUYS TELL ME THAT THEY COULD GIVE ME ONE. NO YOU CAN’T. MY BODY CAN’T DO THAT. thank u bye.

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bummerrat:

hotshotmodels:

beth whitson

Save me.

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

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http://kentuckyfriedcasey.tumblr.com/post/82234589938/my-sister-is-never-satisfied-with-anything-i-do

kentuckyfriedcasey:

MY SISTER IS NEVER SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING I DO BUT I LOVE HER REGARDLESS. no matter how many times she plugged my nose to get me to stop snoring, or when she butchered my eyebrows, or when she stole my mary kate doll and gave her a haircut, or when she would criticize my music that she listens to…

kentuckyfriedcasey:

when i was little i guess i snored so excruciatingly loud that my sister felt the need to fling underwear at me from her loft bed. i woke up in the morning really confused why there was underwear on my face.

ashes-will-fly

seeester

seeester

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poignantmoments:

Banksy, the street artist

This man is a LEGEND

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