MY SISTER IS NEVER SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING I DO BUT I LOVE HER REGARDLESS. no matter how many times she plugged my nose to get me to stop snoring, or when she butchered my eyebrows, or when she stole my mary kate doll and gave her a haircut, or when she would criticize my music that she listens to…
when i was little i guess i snored so excruciatingly loud that my sister felt the need to fling underwear at me from her loft bed. i woke up in the morning really confused why there was underwear on my face.
This man is a LEGEND
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